Hello, my name is ZARG, I’m an alien living with my family in Redditch, Worcestershire...
I was born on the planet Gallifrey. It is located in a binary star system within the constellation of Kasterborous some 250 million light years away from Earth. Our most famous Gallifreyan is Dr Who, a Time Lord…you may have heard of him.
We have Alien friends living all over this Earth World. I love sending them communications through what you name ‘letters’ and ‘cards’, rather than inter-confabulatory holograms. I glow with pleasure connecting with my family, friends and Synths (synthetic humanoids) particularly at Christmas time.
Gallifreyans love the magic of Christmas here on Earth. We also celebrate with Christmas trees, decorations, lights, holly, ivy, mistletoe, candles, bells, carols, peace, the spirit of renewal and the giving of cards and presents. We are puzzled by Father Christmas, though. Is he real? How can he deliver presents to all the children in the world within a few hours on Christmas Eve? It truly must be magic. Or is Santa, a Time Lord…I wonder?
On Gallifrey, we have Time Lords, the Master and Pythia. You Earthlings have Gods, Prophets and Jesus Christ, the Messiah. You celebrate Christmas, an annual festival commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, observed on December 25th as a religious and cultural celebration among billions of people, mostly of the Christian faith, throughout your planet Earth. I believe that you call this…‘The Nativity’.
Therefore, for all my Alien friends and family out there, this how you send your Christmas cards from the United Kingdom, throughout the Earth world. This guide to Christmas post, explains how your Christmas letter or Christmas cards need to be sent by a last posting date, deposited in postbox near you and how Postbox Shop have the ideal letterbox to purchase, so that you can receive your Christmas post, safe and sound:
- This is how you facilitate delivery by paying and printing your envelopes:
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2. These are the last posting dates for your envelopes:
Read more at:
Christmas Last Posting Dates 2016 | Post Office
Check the recommended last posting dates for Christmas 2016 and create free reminders.
3. If you are a newcomer to Earth, the next undertaking is to find out where I post these envelopes?
It’s simple, just type your postcode into the search engine at this website:
Posting using this ancient method, is what Earthlings call, ‘quaint’. We Gallifreyans, call it outlandish and spaced out.
I hope that my information transference is useful to you, but do you have a post box to receive your mail?
4. Probably the best and most famous company in the Universe, selling all things postboxes, is named Postbox Shop. They have been retailing post boxes for your Earth home or Earth businesses since 2005.
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